You’re never too old to love pink, glitter, and Disney Princesses. TSM.

Automatically hating any girl who walks into “your” fraternity. TSM.

Every photo from the weekend having a fraternity composite in the background. TSM.

Your big volunteering to be on booty patrol while you dance on the bar. TSM.

I don’t know any pledges unless they’re giving me a ride home. TSM.

Being “unable to even” on a regular basis. TSM.

Stalking the shit out of your online purchases until they arrive at your door. TSM.