It’s not a shack shirt. It’s a souvenir t-shirt. TSM.

All of the “People You May Know” on Facebook being Greek. TSM.

It’s not a walk of shame when you’re leaving the president’s suite. TSM.

“Can you, like, not?” TSM.

Your best friends knowing exactly who you’re talking about when you say “Ugh, I hate everyone.” TSM.

When the neon comes out, the standards come off. TSM.

A glass of wine a day keeps the boring away. TSM.

Saying “hashtag” out loud. TSM.

Giving up unhealthy food for lent: bonafide, or evil genius? TSM.