Knowing a fraternity house better than the pledges do. TSM.

When choosing a date for a function, you need to consider whether he’ll look good in pictures and if he has a good personality…in that order. TSM.

Buying strange articles of clothing because “it’ll probably be good for a mixer some day.” TSM.

Going to your ex-boyfriend’s formal with his best friend. TSM.

Swiping left on Tinder because he’s wearing cargo shorts. TSM.

“Are you getting cute or t-shirt cute?” TSM.

The weird mixture of embarrassment and pride when you run into your ex-boyfriend on your way home from his rival fraternity. TSM.

Wearing shacker clothes to a theme party. TSM.

May your hopes be as high as your heels, and your dreams be as big as your hair. TSM.

Do you know who my big is? TSM.