“We have more drunk photos than sober ones.” TSM.

Using Opening Day as an excuse to drink and watch baseball asses. TSM.

Having the pledges bring you a Diet Coke when you’re stuck in the library, even though you haven’t been studying for over an hour. TSTC.

Synchronized periods. TSM.

What happens in the group message stays in the group message. TSM.

Eye-fucking the hot security guard. TSM.

Using the emergency money your parents gave you on a formal dress, because it’s a fashion emergency. TSM.

Leaving your bra behind without worry, but freaking out if you leave your phone. TSM.