Letting him know you’re DTF: down to formal. TSM.

Writing your monogram in the sand on spring break. TSM.

Paint pens that randomly explode are the reason I have trust issues. TSM.

Prioritizing looking good for class over getting there on time. TSM.

Sushi dates. TSM.

Taking care of the seniors when they try to relive their freshman year one more time. TSM.

Sorority politics are more corrupt than House of Cards. TSM.