Scholar by day, crafter by night. TSM.

“Let It Go” being the only song you are capable of singing when you’re belligerently drunk. TSM.

Stealing his clothes on the way out with no intentions of returning them. TSM.

Drinking the awkward away. TSM.

Decorating your birth control with puffy paint every month. TSM.

Does being a sober sister count for community service hours? TSM.

Being in a sorority is a lifestyle. TSM.