Designated “gossip time.” TSM.

A handshake is the key to the friend zone. TSM.

The automatic “You’re prettier. Not even just because you’re my friend.” TSM.

Big bows, bigger hair. TSM.

The hair flip girl is my spirit emoji. TSM.

Bringing your little breakfast and Advil in the morning. TSM.

The inverse relationship between the temperature outside and your grades. TSM.

Being the rebel of your family tree. TSM.

Never trust a guy who doesn’t like beer. TSM.

“Seriously, what is my life?” TSM.