My two favorite words: “paper chapter.” TSM.

Adding a statement necklace to last night’s shack shirt. TSM.

Doing the extra hour of cardio, because wine. TSM.

Wearing a shirt with one fraternity’s letters under a quarter-zip with another’s. TSM.

The classic “We’ve made out before” greeting when you meet your blind date. TSM.

Always carrying an extra shirt in case you have to change out of letters to drink before class. TSM.

“It’s a Match!” TSM.

The number of bruises you find Monday morning directly correlating to how good your weekend was. TSM.

Who starts papers during the daylight hours? TSTC.

Doing squats in the tanning booth, because multi-tasking. TSM.