I’m not like regular bigs. I’m a cool big. TSM.

My room was clean, until I had to find an outfit. TSM.

Refusing to wear real jeans once you’ve worn jeggings. TSM.

“I know who your big is.” TSM.

I was like, Standards, why are you so obsessed with me? TSM.

“So, what’s the glitter budget?” TSM.

Counting down the days until it’s boot season. TSM.