Vodka might not be the answer, but it’s always worth a shot. TSM.

“She’s rushing, right?” TSM.

Being delighted to see that Fitbit gave you steps for your hookup. TSM.

Stealing blankets, t-shirts and hearts. TSM.

Saying “TSM” borderline too often in real life situations. TSTC.

Obsessive Crafting Disorder. TSM.

Having a list of future Insta captions in your notes. TSM.

The only clubs I go to are country clubs. TSM.