Dear Hakuna Moscato,
I’m sensing some obvious sexual tension here. How about we discuss this over a nice crabcake dinner, have some wine, and the most slightly above average night of your life.
Sorry, but if I make strawberry infused greek yogurt with dark chocolate and granola, cinnamon cream cheese stuffed French toast, AND a petite spinach tomato mozzarella omelet with a side of Bacon from scratch… people will be seeing it. If this bothers you, YeahOkayWhat, feel free to stay at my place sometime and I’ll cook breakfast 🙂
How dare you compare me to this GDI goober.
How dare you compare me to this GDI goober.
How dare you compare me to this GDI goober.
How dare you compare me to this GDI goober.
Hot piece, you could do it better. #BreakTFM
Dear PrincelessDiaries,
Does that include #ButtStuff2014 🙂 If not you can still sit on my face.
Love,
Shibby
Dear RushToRehab,
ASL is the real language of love.
Love,
Shibby
Dear Lucky Jo,
Roses are red, I’m really white. How about you take me home tonight?
Love,
Shibby
I’d put a ring on it.
Dear Hakuna Moscato,
I’m sensing some obvious sexual tension here. How about we discuss this over a nice crabcake dinner, have some wine, and the most slightly above average night of your life.
Love,
Shibby
P.S. #SitOnMyFace
54. You say, “I don’t get all the hype about old bay and natty boh…” at any baltimore sporting event.
Dear ShutUpAndRead,
Lets go to church.
Love,
Shibby
Sorry, but if I make strawberry infused greek yogurt with dark chocolate and granola, cinnamon cream cheese stuffed French toast, AND a petite spinach tomato mozzarella omelet with a side of Bacon from scratch… people will be seeing it. If this bothers you, YeahOkayWhat, feel free to stay at my place sometime and I’ll cook breakfast 🙂
47. You do #ButtStuff2014
Dear DrunkButNotInLove,
I can be your rebound guy.
Love,
Shibby
Dear YeahOkayWhat,
I would open up countless jars for you. How about I take you out to dinner and treat you to the most above average night of your life baby 🙂
Love,
Shibby
Dear YeakOkayWhat,
I can be your mystery man with no pants on.
Love,
Shibby
RushToRehab,
how about I cook us a nice home cooked meal, pour some wine, and I put my Pocus in your Hocus. We can make magic happen.
Love,
Shibby
Lucky Jo,
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
If this were Tinder, I’d swipe right for you.
Love,
Shibby