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The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 8: Lucky Charms

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Be careful who you swipe right.

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Both, I think.

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Good one! But no.

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Good, bad, worst.

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Actually, a little bit, yeah.

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I mean, at least he’s honest.

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#Dedication.

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Way to set the record straight, sista.

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I really love it when you ladies pull through and deliver a steaming hot load of rejection on these poor fuckers.

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Tidbit of background info: this kid is whiter than the act of wearing boat shoes in Whole Foods.

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This round’s winner.

Check out The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, and Part 7.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to LuckyJoTSM@gmail.com.

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to lucyjmulvihill@gmail.com.

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