Adopt don’t shop. For information on adopting an adorable puppy in need of a home please visit https://ophrescue.org/ or find a program in your local area. #FreeShibby
I’d build a gingerbread house and decorate cookies with you anytime.
As long as we could cuddle up with some Hot Toddy’s or spiced wine while watching Elf. You can even eat some of the cookie dough you didn’t notice I saved for you while baking <3 🙂 .
Speaking of elves… could you give me a sock so I can post on TFM again.
#ShibbyIsNotAFreeElf
you’re still alive?!
Dear YeahOkayWhat,
You can make me a sandwich anytime.
Love,
Shibby
I think I’ve been banned on every Grandex site…
You sure aren’t cherry.
Blanche is my spirit animal.
The #FreeShibby and #FreeTuco hashtags are already trending on Twitter.
Dear ladies,
I’ll give you girls an easy fix, go home with me and try not to have a faux hawk.
Love Shibby
Adopt don’t shop. For information on adopting an adorable puppy in need of a home please visit https://ophrescue.org/ or find a program in your local area. #FreeShibby
Dear Kelwoods,
Want the standard morning after breakfast.
Love,
Shibby
Dear 2NotBrokeGirls,
Where is your painfully single Christmas card? If you’re both willing to share, maybe next year we can have a great Christmas card.
Love,
Shibby
5OClockShadow loses by forfeit.
Dear Kelwoods,
If you marry Jerry, we can still fool around on the side 🙂
Love,
Shibby
P.S #SitOnMyFace #FreeShibby
You know what’s not new? The fact that I’m the #UndisputedFratmasChampion #FreeShibby #FreeTuco
Rush,
I want to make sweet love with you to the sound of Usher. Because, baby, I got it bad.
Love,
Shibby
Or he’ll get a blowjob….
Matriarch!!! Now if only I could post on TFM 🙁 …. #FreeShibby
Dear YeahOkayWhat,
I’d build a gingerbread house and decorate cookies with you anytime.
As long as we could cuddle up with some Hot Toddy’s or spiced wine while watching Elf. You can even eat some of the cookie dough you didn’t notice I saved for you while baking <3 🙂 .
Love,
Shibby
#FreeShibby
Dear HotPiece,
I’m an Asstronaut looking to explore your black hole by Uranus. If you’re anything like the planet Saturn, I’ll put a ring on it.
Love,
Shibby
#FreeShibby #FreeTuco #FuckDorn