Going to class hungover, and still being the best dressed. TSM.

Saying that something is a “back to school item” to justify an unreasonably expensive purchase. TSM.

Becoming a regular at your favorite fraternity, but still getting clapped out every time. TSTC.

Being more excited about your outfit for a function than the actual function. TSM.

I was like, Standards, why are you so obsessed with me? TSM.

“So, what’s the glitter budget?” TSM.

Not sure whether your school or sorority rivalry is stronger. TSM.

Everyone in the house still being too drunk to drive to class in the morning. TSTC.

Counting down the days until it’s boot season. TSM.