I forgot to take my pill last night, but Netflix can’t get me pregnant, so I’m good. TSM.

Accidentally adding it to your snap story when your drunk. TSM.

Creeping on the new pledge class as an alumna so you can pick out the new addition to your family. TSM.

Taking credit for your little’s success. TSM.

Instagram telling you that you’re liking too many recruitment photos in a short amount of time. TSTC.

Bossing around fraternity pledges because you can’t boss your own. TSM.

The day after recruitment week is always a hat day. TSM.