Not trusting anyone who doesn’t like the Sperry Top-Sider playlist on Spotify. TSM.

Spending your book money on wine. TSM.

Skipping your first day of class. TSM.

I don’t drink vodka. It tastes like bad decisions. TSM.

If your bathroom counter isn’t covered in hairspray before you leave the house, you need to take another look at your hair. TSM.

Having the biggest hat at the horse race. TSM.

Always having the latest copy of Good Housekeeping on your coffee table. TSM.

WWJD: What Would Jackie Do? TSM.

Blair Waldorf would be proud. TSM.

Being able to call the first female to sit in both houses of Congress a sister. TSM.