Your ringtone being the Breakfast at Tiffany’s theme song. TSM.

I like him, but his last name isn’t compatible with my monogram. TSM.

“Love your Louboutins…but the bow goes on the right.” -Blair Waldorf. TSM.

Our sorority house is called The Dollhouse. TSM.

Knowing the difference between pink, salmon, and Nantucket red. TSM.

I envision my husband looking like one of the Romney sons…with the exception of that blonde one. TSM.

The new Emoji updates including a credit card, a glass of wine, and crafting scissors. TSM.

I am NOT racist. My favorite credit card is black. TSM.

The standard “We miss you!” email from Saks every time you go longer than two weeks between purchases. TSM.