“Pearls are always appropriate.” -Jackie Kennedy. TSM.

Referring to all men as “sailor” when trying to make a point in conversation. TSM.

True love is when his tie collection rivals my shoe collection. TSM.

I don’t hate. I judge. TSM.

Refusing to date any man who doesn’t abide by the Brooks Brothers Style Commandments. TSM.

Jackie in the streets, Marilyn in the sheets. TSM.