I’m fluent in drunk text. TSM.
I’m fluent in drunk text. TSM.
“We should have pregamed.” TSM.
Sorry, I’m late. I was procraftinating. TSM.
Actually being the best friends sitting next to each other in jail. TSTC.
The calories don’t count if you can’t remember them. TSM.
Typing up an essay on your phone outside of the bar, and still getting an A. TSM.
Cheap beer, expensive, well, everything else. TSM.
My class was canceled today, because I canceled it. TSM.
My big can do anything yours can do better. TSM.
Spring break bucket list: survive. TSM.