Getting drunk so you have an excuse to tell people the truth. TSM.

The next two weeks’ wardrobe consists strictly of letters. TSM.

“I can’t. I’m on a cleanse.” TSM.

Building your alcohol tolerance back up after a summer of cleansing. TSM.

Telling your sisters they aren’t allowed to have any fun until you get back to school. TSM.

The “I haven’t seen you all summer and you’re never allowed to leave me again” hug. TSM.