I don’t use soda as a mixer, so I feel pretty healthy. TSM.

Taylor Swift referencing “Mean Girls” in her Blank Space video. TSM.

Sorority girls taking over campus coffee shops from now until March. TSM.

Leaving a party just early enough to order pizza. TSM.

Is Fireball a carb? TSM.

I mean, he was “dance floor makeout” cute, but not “go home together” cute. TSM.