Leaving a note reading “I’m back” in place of a stolen composite. TSM.

I don’t remember formal, but I hear I had a great time. TSM.

Finding your way to the front and center of every photo. TSM.

“I’m only here to see people.” -Me, on the first day of the semester. TSM.

The number of people who fall under the “you look familiar, I think we met while drunk, but it’s fuzzy” category seems to be growing rapidly. TSM.

I may not remember the party, but the party will remember me. TSM.

Losing your dignity while gaining respect. TSM.

“Come over and cuddle me until I fall asleep and then leave.” TSM.