Telling people your sorority before your major. TSM.

“I just hope I get a formal shirt before he finds out I hooked up with his pledge brother.” TSTC.

Learning about cultural and historical events through mixer themes. TSM.

“We should have pregamed.” TSM.

Being able to tie his bow tie almost as fast as you can untie it. TSM.

I’m blonde on the inside. TSM.

And now he’s nothing but a shack shirt to me. TSM.

Out dressing and out drinking everyone in the room. TSM.