“Beyoncé would do it.” TSM.

Getting a bitch’s high from a perfectly passive aggressive subtweet. TSM.

Being social chair means being the biggest bitch with the best smile. TSM.

Being in a sorority means guaranteed likes on anything you post. TSM.

He’s the kind of guy I would even for. TSM.

“Like ring by spring serious, or just formal serious?” TSM.

Looking hotter at Sunday meeting than most people do out on Saturday night. TSM.

Shopping for the little you don’t even have yet. TSM.

Always having a back-up plan, but never being one. TSM.