I mean, was I supposed to be drinking something more appropriate for that situation? I asked the bartender and that was his suggestion. Then again, I don’t usually take the advice of people with visible nipple piercings; perhaps I should have adhered to that rule I set for myself however many years ago.
^^I’ve drafted this a few times. I am no proponent of women as a weaker, submissive, or lesser gender, just because I believe gender roles are equally beneficial to both parties, an offshoot of my belief that in the right relationship, everything is give and take. That includes accepting inherent differences rather than fighting them. Let the guys do their things, understand that may occasionally inconvenience you, but please look around and see the other side of the coin.
Should any of my dissenters also be equally offended by the things denied of men in order to behave as a gentleman. Should they find it upsetting that a man to pay for a date, put the toilet seat back down, or any other behaviors expected of them, I can completely understand your point of view. If not, perhaps consider that you may hold the double standard as much as anyone else.
Uh, we have a no boys upstairs and no alcohol in the house policy too. But I have literally never heard of anyone being stopped by that, unless you are being really dumb about it.
False. I am suggesting that the average sorority woman shouldn’t settle down just yet, and that the soldier is looking for someone who will. He deserves someone who is ready.
Clearly I’m no Steel Magnolia. Perhaps this is the first of my columns you have read?
^^Yes, according to the first linked source.
Hmm, all the girls you date are too dumb and immature to have learned from bad experiences. Definitely sounds like the entire female gender’s problem.
I mean, was I supposed to be drinking something more appropriate for that situation? I asked the bartender and that was his suggestion. Then again, I don’t usually take the advice of people with visible nipple piercings; perhaps I should have adhered to that rule I set for myself however many years ago.
40 minutes. Well done, sir. You win the TFM Troll Award: Masturbatory Pre-Ejaculation Edition. Your Prize is in the mail. Many thanks to @Kleenex
It’s a trunk like this: http://www.ruggedstuff.com/images/products/detail/trunk.jpg Same thing you probably took to summer camp.
Need. Theme Party. Yesterday. #PicklesAndIceCream
This is fantastic!
^^I’ve drafted this a few times. I am no proponent of women as a weaker, submissive, or lesser gender, just because I believe gender roles are equally beneficial to both parties, an offshoot of my belief that in the right relationship, everything is give and take. That includes accepting inherent differences rather than fighting them. Let the guys do their things, understand that may occasionally inconvenience you, but please look around and see the other side of the coin.
Should any of my dissenters also be equally offended by the things denied of men in order to behave as a gentleman. Should they find it upsetting that a man to pay for a date, put the toilet seat back down, or any other behaviors expected of them, I can completely understand your point of view. If not, perhaps consider that you may hold the double standard as much as anyone else.
Uh, we have a no boys upstairs and no alcohol in the house policy too. But I have literally never heard of anyone being stopped by that, unless you are being really dumb about it.
The blonde has a coktail ring on her left ring finger. Just an observation of “OMG SHE DIDN’T”
If you think “warp nine” is something I should understand, you are not worthy of a drive by. SINS.
^^Email me and I will send homemade cookies to your whole platoon. sratire@gmail.com
False. I am suggesting that the average sorority woman shouldn’t settle down just yet, and that the soldier is looking for someone who will. He deserves someone who is ready.
Totally NS. Repressed sexuality channeled into cooler painting, TSM.
Preach it, girl.
It’s actually the party where they fill their basement with water and everyone gets all wet and it’s boiling hot. Pretty good deal for the dudes.
That is just godawful ugly on either side of the mason dixon line.
We have encountered the rare man who understands bra sizing. The number is the ribcage measurement. Never met a skinny girl with a 36 anything.
Which recipe did you use? I keep wanting to make the Bake at 350 version but no occasion just yet…