The seasonal transition from passion tea lemonades to PSLs. TSM.

Always having a ride, because you’re sleeping with a fraternity’s VP of Membership. TSM.

Always drunk, never in love. TSM.

Having the highest GPA on campus even though your house is known as the drunk girls. TSM.

Patiently waiting for legging season. TSM.

Appearing in your boyfriend’s rush video more than he does. TSM.

Having the best half pony in the game. TSM.

Guessing who will be on exec three months before slating. TSM.

I’ve yet to attend a chapter meeting without wine in my Starbucks cup. TSTC.

Searching his fraternity’s local website, because you can’t remember his name. TSM.