The Snapchat story lasted longer than the “relationship.” TSM.

Pregaming your breakup. TSM.

I actually love being called “Big.” TSM.

Having a “recruitment voice.” TSM.

Drinking like a freshman to forget you’re a freshman. TSM.

Crawling into your roommate’s bed, because the boy in yours is too clingy. TSTC.

Blocking the standards chair on Snapchat. TSM.

Turning a social into a photo shoot. TSM.

Watching “The House Bunny” and “Legally Blonde” back to back, to pump you up for recruitment. TSM.

If making margs in a nutribullet is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. TSM.