Being afraid to change your hair color, because it won’t match your fake ID. TSM.

“His bed is just more comfortable than mine!” TSM.

Can I put “highly skilled at taking care of drunk girls” on my resume? TSM.

Having a separate group chat for your pledge class, and the pledge class degenerates. TSM.

Quizzing each before an exam on the material, and on your fake before the bar. TSM.

Having an arsenal of pre-rehearsed, heartfelt tag lines for pref night. TSM.

“Can you give me a different t-shirt? I’m too ugly to wear letters right now.” TSM.

Trashing his cooler after the breakup being even more therapeutic than making it was. TSM.

“You follow her? Let me stalk her Insta on your phone because she’s private.” TSM.

Starting the first day of classes with the last night of summer’s hair and makeup. TSM.