Calling your boss your “work big.” TSM.

Feeling actual anger when her Instagram is private. TSM.

Watching and smiling for a minute before you break up the fight two guys are having over you. TSM.

Putting Bid Day in your agenda before anything else. TSM.

His night to remember being one you’ve already forgotten. TSM.

Is vodka a hobby? TSM.

You can’t squat with us. TSM.

FedEx-ing your love to sisters with summer birthdays. TSM.

Can “AF” be considered a unit of measurement in the U.S. now? TSM.

Getting in trouble in first grade for wearing lip gloss. TSM.