Sprinkles are the glitter of the baking world. TSM.

Knowing you’ll give in, but making him beg anyway. TSM.

“I hate him. I miss him. Let’s get drunk so I can call him.” TSM.

He’s number three on my Snapchat but number one in my heart. TSM.

Voting the slate down because of one bitch. TSTC.

Making a fitness board on Pinterest is pretty much the same as working out, right? TSM.

Knowing which day of the week to go to which frat party. TSM.

May your memories always be positive and your pregnancy tests always be negative. TSM.

True life: I’m addicted to my planner. TSM.

My goals for the upcoming semester are basically just to get kicked out of fewer bars. TSM.