Packing the vodka first on your way back to school as motivation to unpack. TSM.

Ruining your life and liver simultaneously. TSTC.

“Umm…can I get a shirt to wear?” TSM.

Waiting until after formal to break up with him. TSM.

The pictures you take at the beginning of the night being Insta-worthy, and the ones at the end being group chat worthy. TSM.

How could I hate you? I don’t even think about you. TSM.

Telling the salon you want to be “Legally Blonde” blonde. TSM.

Making him watch “Say Yes to the Dress” so he knows what to expect. TSM.

Using the “I’m a senior and it’s my last year” guilt trip before the school year even starts. TSM.

Setting your alarm for noon. TSTC.