Trusting your friends not to let you go home with a guy. If he’s ugly. TSM.

The drink specials being the only reason you remember what day of the week it is. TSTC.

Snapchatting your best friend from different beds in the same fraternity house. TSM.

Booze, bandaids. Same thing. TSM.

Choosing an outfit based on your tan. TSM.

“Omg. Send that to me.” TSM.

Saying “hair flip” instead of actually flipping your hair. TSM.

Never having to pick up your own beer pong ball. TSM.

Am I crazy, or does wine actually taste better straight out of the bottle? TSM.

“One more shot, then we can go.” TSM.