Being more proud of your tan than your 4.0 GPA. TSM.

Giving a guy your number but never actually texting him back. TSTC.

Thou shalt never leave the bar with an unfinished drink. TSM.

Long T-shirts, short dresses. TSM.

He ain’t worth the vodka. TSM.

Feeling accomplished when you’re at a party and haven’t hooked up with any of the attendees. TSM.

Handling your alcohol better than your emotions. TSM.

Risking the fine for skipping a philanthropy to go to a formal you haven’t even been invited to yet. TSTC.

“I couldn’t find water, so I got sangria instead.” TSM.

I like my lashes as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate. TSM.