Stalking a girl’s little because her Instagram is private. TSM.

Going on a diet for recruitment purposes. TSM.

Feeling famous cause someone you don’t even know hates your guts. TSM.

Putting “Jack Daniels” as your date’s name on your date party form. TSM.

RIP to all the jewelry I’ve lost or broken while drunk. TSM.

“Can I Insta this?” TSM.

These bros ain’t loyal. TSM.