1: “What’s his major?”
2: “Trustfund, doesn’t matter.” TSM.

Liking your sister’s picture before it even loads. TSM.

Always matching your bra and underwear, because you never know what’s going to happen. TSM.

Knowing it’s a bad idea to text him, but continuing to ask your friends about it until you find someone who says yes. TSM.

“I’m using him for his formal.” TSM.

Loubs are red, Tiffany’s is blue, Starbucks is hot, and so are you. TSM.

“She’s like a less hot, GDI version of me.” TSM.