Stefon (Matriarch)

New York's Hottest Club is wherever I am. Haters to the front, hunky Sailors to the back. Bow down betches. Follow this bitch on Twitter @StefonTSM StefonTSM@iCloud.com

Member Since 04/30/2014

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Ed Sheeran’s Cover Of Christina Aguilera’s “Dirrty” Will Make You Believe Gingers Have Souls

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Feb 26, 2015 0 320

Kentucky Town Issues Arrest Warrant for Elsa From “Frozen” Because They’re Cold

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Taylor Swift Bought The Domain Name ITaughtTaylorSwiftHowToGiveHead.com — For Real

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Iggy Azalea Literally Got Into A Twitter Fight With Papa John’s

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Disney To Remake “Beauty And The Beast” Starring Emma Watson, OMG

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Some Schools Are Talking About “Legalizing” Sorority Parties And The Possibilities Are Literally Endless

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I’m A Man, I Shave My Pubes, And I Think Body Hair Grooming Should Be Mandatory

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Fall Out Boy Covering “Uptown Funk” Will Make You Love With It All Over Again

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Jan 15, 2015 0 354

NASA Says Glitter May Be The Key To The Secrets Of The Universe

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Check Your Pulse, Because After You Hear This Christmas Song, You Will Be Dead

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Nov 24, 2014 0 426