Stefon (Matriarch)

New York's Hottest Club is wherever I am. Haters to the front, hunky Sailors to the back. Bow down betches. Follow this bitch on Twitter @StefonTSM StefonTSM@iCloud.com

Member Since 04/30/2014

From Maryland

A Vibrating Necklace Now Exists–And Yes, It’s THAT Kind Of Vibrator

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A Love Letter To That Restaurant Where Everyone Drunchies

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How To Construct The Perfect Subtweet

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What To Do When Your Boyfriend Asks For A Threesome

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Strangers Raise $50,000 To Keep Girl In School After Mother Commits Suicide

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Audra McDonald Sings Yahoo Answers on the Tonight Show Because She’s Fierce As Hell

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LeBron James Apologizes To His Neighbors Like A True Sorority Girl

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Want To Get Rid Of Your Awful Roommate? There’s An App For That

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Michigan Sheriff Bans Orange Jumpsuits Because “Orange Is The New Black” Made Them “Too Cool”

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Mary-Kate And Ashley Designed A Wedding Dress And It Is Like Nothing You’d Ever Imagine

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