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“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances, and also Universities totally cannot do shit about fraternities when they say idiotic things because that’s exactly what we’re talking about when we say ‘Freedom of Speech,’ duh.”
Tank tops are okay though, right?
“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances, and also Universities totally cannot do shit about fraternities when they say idiotic things because that’s exactly what we’re talking about when we say ‘Freedom of Speech,’ duh.”
I laughed.
#10. Shit, she’s onto us.