Sexting your ex when he’s in the middle of class doubles as validation and revenge. 10/10 recommend.

“Wait, what frat is he in?” TSM.

Standards Most Wanted. TSTC.

Always classy, never in class. TSM.

If he’s not old enough to be your dad, he’s not too old for you. TSTC.

Treating gyms like frat houses: you bounce around for the free trials, but never actually commit to one. TSM.

The t-shirt being the only proof you went to an event, because your memory is serving useless. TSM.

Evaluating your own social success based on how many guys you have wrapped around your finger. TSTC.

Never being appointed as a sober sister because everyone knows better. TSM.