Fully realizing how much he downgraded come cooler season. TSM.

Making a color coded chart of everyone your group of friends has hooked up with. TSTC.

Good girls have standards. Bad girls go to standards. TSM.

It’s not mean, it’s true. TSM.

Asking your ex to say hello to his dog in your breakup note to remind him who she liked more. TSM.

“So I heard a rumor about myself…” TSM.

Wearing stitched letters to the airport so everyone knows who you’re repping. TSM.

The obvious clink liquor bottles coming from your bag. TSM.