“I just hope I get a formal shirt before he finds out I hooked up with his pledge brother.” TSTC.

Coming out to your whole chapter, but not being scared because you know they love you no matter what. TSM.

Mentally placing every TV character in a sorority or a fraternity at your school. TSM.

Even your boyfriend developing the habit of saying “TSM.” TSM.

Pretty good at bad decisions. TSM.

Signing up for recruitment before you sign up for classes. TSM.

Buying a pineapple while at the grocery store for the ‘gram. TSM.