^ Im going to have to agree. Their campus is fucking insane. The parties are lacking but I’m guessing its because of some sort of probation on the houses, which are brand new and payed for entirely by the school. Even if a house doesn’t have any quasi successful alumni, the school will probably give them everything they want.
Alright let’s be honest, you don’t need a good GPA, your a woman. As long as you don’t look like a troll (or have a thing for black guys) you’ll get married and never work a day in your life. And not all sorority girls can just turn classy. Some of you have to take one for the team and be tossed around a fraternity or two, to hold us over until we actually marry that classy girl.
^ Im going to have to agree. Their campus is fucking insane. The parties are lacking but I’m guessing its because of some sort of probation on the houses, which are brand new and payed for entirely by the school. Even if a house doesn’t have any quasi successful alumni, the school will probably give them everything they want.
^ Exactly. The only part of this story that is true is the first drunken phone call.
If you can get every guy in every frat, why did a black guy with a bandana catch you?
Lets be honest, everyone has played the role of all three… until we get bored and separate
Nonetheless, it looks like shit.
I wouldn’t name my dog Muriel
^^ fucking this
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Alright let’s be honest, you don’t need a good GPA, your a woman. As long as you don’t look like a troll (or have a thing for black guys) you’ll get married and never work a day in your life. And not all sorority girls can just turn classy. Some of you have to take one for the team and be tossed around a fraternity or two, to hold us over until we actually marry that classy girl.
slut
Your place looks like a fucking prison…. and you all look like Jersey sluts. No pee for you
No pee, actually come back when I’m 20 beers deep
How the fuck did this get posted
No Maggie and Aisha like this… It’s fucking legendary
Where are the holes for aerodynamics when swinging?