Outback guy, can you go make sure there are some shrimp on the barbie? If there are, just stay out there and please don’t come back. Everyone knows Outback is a shitty place anyways.
Applebitches was founded by mother fucking Russian communists who fought for Hitler, kill babies, would join the occupy wall street movement, burn churches, drive priuses and would burn the American flag if they ever got the chance. Chili’s was founded by patriotic, God-loving Americans who wear seersucker suits during the summer, drink whisky and wear bow ties and boat shoes.
If you’ve already graduated, why are you on a college website? I know you may be unemployed (because Chilis isn’t hiring) but still…
Well shit…
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Outback guy, can you go make sure there are some shrimp on the barbie? If there are, just stay out there and please don’t come back. Everyone knows Outback is a shitty place anyways.
Good point, forgot they have to wear cargo pants. Because that’s considered “dressed up in sundays best” for a typical Applebee’s employee.
Who knows, she might be able to get a job at applebees.
Just out of curiosity, how many miles do you have to drive to find roadkill from the highway to use as the meat in your entrees?
Applebitches was founded by mother fucking Russian communists who fought for Hitler, kill babies, would join the occupy wall street movement, burn churches, drive priuses and would burn the American flag if they ever got the chance. Chili’s was founded by patriotic, God-loving Americans who wear seersucker suits during the summer, drink whisky and wear bow ties and boat shoes.
Applebees is to GDIs as Chilis is to Frats. I bet you aren’t even in high school yet Applebitch gay.
That’s already been on a fail friday (long time ago) although that was awful. Worse than applebees. Which is why Chilis>Applebees.
Not arlington, oak cliff, cause that’s my hood.
Oak Cliff! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFcneB0EVRM but if I were to pick where I wanted to live, it’d be HP.
Nintenbro started it, Haze Em perfected it though here – http://totalfratmove.com/711199?page=0
a) it covers the entire north texas area I believe (Or at least DFdubs) and b) Only 3 people have called so far…
Golf. NF.
or she can @reply me on twitter. http://twitter.com/#!/The_Chilis_Guy_
Not yet… 🙁
^Shut up dickface. She was just a little excited. Doucheee
^^SAMEZIESSSS!!!!!
Shut up bitch. No one likes you. Go away.
OH EM GEE I TOTES FEEL THE SAME WAYYYYY!