I don’t like him. I like his penis. TSTC.

Partying hard enough to be sent to standards, but being intimidating enough never to be sent. TSM.

Having completely mixed feelings when your boyfriend tells you to stop getting things monogrammed. TSM.

Having shirts from parties you didn’t even go to. TSM.

Liking him on Tinder just because he has a picture of him wearing your letters. TSM.

“I hate that he’s seen me naked.” TSM.

Does Pinterest count as studying? TSM.

“I have a bow for that.” TSM.

Dating a scrub. NS. Dating a man in scrubs. TSM.

Tearing up watching your little become a big. TSM.