The only thing I learned in class today was that my hot TA is single. TSM.

“Are you getting cute or t-shirt cute?” TSM.

Being elected social chair a semester after your social probation. TSM.

Recreating sorority row in the library. TSM.

Showing off your first letter calling you to a standards meeting, but being scared shitless when you walk into it. TSM.

The menu for your 21st birthday party consisting only of alcohol. TSM.

Baristas knowing your drink order by day, bartenders knowing your drink order by night. TSM.

Composites reminding you that even back in the ’60s, your house was full of betties. TSM.

Jackie Kennedy’s sister calling Taylor Swift out for sleeping with more men than songs on her albums. TSM.

Inheriting your big’s sass. TSM.