Giving up unhealthy food for lent: bonafide, or evil genius? TSM.

Designated “gossip time.” TSM.

Waking up in the same fraternity house as your little, but not knowing until you share a ride home. TSM.

It’s not about the pledges. It’s about the serenades. TSM.

Big bows, bigger hair. TSM.

Feeling genuinely insulted when someone doesn’t know who your big is. TSM.

Mentally canceling all of your classes during Greek Week. TSM.

Swapportunity: the opportunity to swap out dinner for alcohol. Is that not how it works? TSM.

He’s not in my heart, and he’s not in my head, but he’s hot, so I’ll let him in elsewhere. TSM.

This is PERFECT weather for a walk of shame. TSM.