Becoming besties with your little’s mom via text before your little even knows who you are. TSM.

“Accidentally” spilling glitter on his cooler. TSM.

Knowing a fraternity house better than the pledges do. TSM.

Who needs a therapist when you have a big? TSM.

When choosing a date for a function, you need to consider whether he’ll look good in pictures and if he has a good personality…in that order. TSM.

Getting anxiety over which size t-shirt to order. TSM.

Wine Wednesday consisting of 20% wine and 80% vodka. TSM.

Always having a Plan B. In your mind and in your purse. TSM.

Ending the week strong by skipping your Friday classes. TSM.

Swiping left on Tinder because he’s wearing cargo shorts. TSM.