Prioritizing looking good for class over getting there on time. TSM.

Sorority politics are more corrupt than House of Cards. TSM.

Being the girl everyone comes to for crafting supplies and ideas. TSM.

All of the “People You May Know” on Facebook being Greek. TSM.

“Can you, like, not?” TSM.

Organizing your closet by items that are monogrammed and items that need to be. TSM.

When the neon comes out, the standards come off. TSM.

Don’t plan a mixer they’ll never forget. Plan one they’ll never remember. TSM.

Saying “hashtag” out loud. TSM.

A majority of your contacts having letters next to their names. TSM.