Zipping up your jacket to cover your letters before gossiping in public. TSM.

I just want to drink wine and…drink wine. TSM.

Leaving with his Patagonia. TSM.

Showing your love for America by servicing a serviceman. TSM.

Feeling insulted when a guy tells you you have a good personality. TSM.

A perfect little comes from a perfect big. TSM.

Always having a Valentine, even if it’s just Moscato. TSM.

Always having the newest fraternity PR shirts, but never having to buy them. TSM.

Telling your sisters to “drink on it,” instead of “sleep on it.” TSM.

All of your Facebook ads being sorority-related. TSM.