Having fraternities’ door codes saved on your phone for optimally accessible shacking opportunities. TSM.

When you say “Casual drinking,” I assume you mean “Don’t black out before we leave the house.” TSM.

You can absolutely turn a ho into a housewife. I’ve seen it countless times. TSM.

Shotgunning your Starbucks espresso by day, and whatever you can get your hands on by night. TSM.

Bid Day: NFL Draft for sorority girls. TSM.

“I wonder what it’s like to not be us.” TSM.